it started as always- it was christmas- i was home alone- i started thinking and decided that i should write down New Year's resolutions- and keep them this time
but i couldn't find a pencil
so
i decided i should let someone else decide for me- my inner spinster took once again control and before i could realise what was happening i had a bottle of vodka at one hand and a pencil at another
Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.thank god there was a harpeer's bazar around and i ended up drawing
i really liked my sketches so all i have to do is wait for New Year's Eve- , buy some booze, watch Bridget Jones 2 and let's hope there is a Vogue around
or i could buy a diary_ and stop abusing my friends' inbox:)
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